her eyes were the colour of
“losing followers”
or
as i like to call it
“narrowing down the list of people who are invited to a wicked awesome party with a bouncy castle and water slide and ice cream”
#The best part is that it’s not just a salute to the canon #It makes fun of what the collective canon has done with the detective image #Because Sherlock Holmes in the ACD canon doesn’t have that perpetual deerstalker #So it pays tribute to the image while also pointing out that it’s a little bit silly #But at the same time respecting it and having fun with it #THAT is how you adapt an decades of literary tradition and canonical development into something new
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
a “chili sauce river”
vagina volcano
shark week
